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moququ 发表于 2010-3-31 15:49:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
第一步：/template/default/  header.htm编辑

增加：<!--{/if}-->               
                <!--{else}-->
                        <div class="bar_text"><p><img src="image/app/share.gif"><a href="401.html" target=_blank><font color="green">愚人节，气气他</font></a><p>&nbsp;</p>

第二步：建立401.html文件。

详细代码：

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<!-- saved from url=(0034)http://www.jiaxing99.com -->
<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>温馨提示：整你的愚人节到了，千万别点这个网页，点了你就上当了，哈哈，笑死我啦！</TITLE>
<META content="愚人节祝福网页,愚人节整人网页，愚人节搞笑祝福网页，愚人节短信，愚人节图片，经典的愚人节网页"
name=keywords>
<META content=愚人节祝福网页,愚人节整人网页，愚人节搞笑祝福网页，愚人节短信，愚人节图片，经典的愚人节网页 name=description>
<META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=gb2312">
<META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.3640" name=GENERATOR>
<META content=FrontPage.Editor.Document name=ProgId>
<STYLE type=text/css>#Layer1 {
        Z-INDEX: 1; LEFT: 566px; WIDTH: 200px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 85px; HEIGHT: 115px
}
</STYLE>

<script type="text/javascript"><!--
function killErrors() {
return true;
}
window.onerror = killErrors;
// --></script>

</HEAD>

<bgsound src="http://www.cf86.cn/cf86/20091205887898745//影视原声/T/天下大乱/杨佩佩大战金庸戏剧主题曲/2/7.Wma" loop="-1" id=bgs>
<BODY onselectstart="return false"
onmouseover="window.status='点击确定139次，被整结束！ ';return true;" vLink=#0000ee
link=#141452 bgColor=#fefbef background=http://www.jiaxing99.com/zhufu/yx/yuanxiao/5115244751763241472.jpg
topMargin=0>
<BODY bgColor=#000000 onload="window.setTimeout('titleScroll()', 500)">
<TABLE width=673 align=center border=0>
  <TBODY>
  <TR>
    <TH bgColor=#808000 colSpan=4>
      <H1><FONT color=#ff00ff>免责声明：祝侬愚人节快乐，使用本页面愚弄人、笑伤人、气伤人等一切不良后果由你个人自负，本站处于一副好心肠而为侬提供娱乐工具，供你在繁忙的工作之余放松心情，因而绝对以及特别绝对不负任何法律责任滴！</FONT></H1>
  <TR>
    <TH bgColor=#330000 colSpan=4 height=150>
      <OBJECT
      codeBase=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,19,0
      height=424 width=681 classid=clsid27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000><ARAM NAME="wmode" VALUE="transparent"><ARAM NAME="movie" VALUE='http://www.k369.com/2009/yuren/2009.swf?wmode="transparent"'><ARAM NAME="quality" VALUE="high">
                                      <embed src="http://www.k369.com/2009/yuren/2009.swf?wmode="transparent"
      quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"
      type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="681" height="424"></embed>     
       </OBJECT>
  <TR>
    <TH bgColor=#330000 height=150><IMG height=128
      src="0401/26ad92d9a99e79d61b4876d4e66cf069.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
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      src="0401/f66412af1dd25a94d85d7fe40b1744c2.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/b4694401ded3ac4139fac89f3fb1db0f.gif" width=128>
  <TR>
    <TH bgColor=#330000 height=150><IMG height=128
      src="0401/ab6771c7f7945fae06f41e6f8f663f57.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/beeda16d43c11fca5acf5c4766f0950d.gif" width=128>
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      src="0401/eee33998ccd0a210fe612140033b3efc.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/076aa786932f448c7a880501dfb053cb.gif" width=128>
  <TR>
    <TH width=171 bgColor=#330000 height=150><IMG height=128
      src="0401/0d8a5d197e0c42daf32c564e794dfcd2.gif" width=128>
    <TH width=174 bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/8a690d7e2829dde857961e0b7ce9b205.gif" width=128>
    <TH width=168 bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/8b39e27734f20a841fe406f202a2d25a.gif" width=128>
    <TH width=142 bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/61459c0329c54360c22a7659085c9951.gif" width=128>
  <TR>
    <TH align=middle bgColor=black colSpan=4>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00>★爱人要选温柔似水甜如蜜的；对手要选聪明能干强有力的；同事要选埋头苦干没脾气的；朋友要选猪头狗脑流鼻涕的，别看了，快把鼻涕擦了。
      </FONT></P>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00><BR>★按您的生辰八字推算，你今天一定能发笔横财，先吹个爆炸性发型，穿补丁衣裳，右手拿根木棍，左手拿个瓷碗，沿街而行，嘴里念念有词“行行好吧”。</FONT></P>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00><BR>★白天思你，晚上想你，吃饭念你，睡觉梦你，日不成行，夜难入寐，倍受煎熬，千言万语化成一句：我什么时候才能得到你……500万大奖啊！
      </FONT></P>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00><BR>★报告：您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康,请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。 </FONT></P>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00><BR>★被人抛弃？受人欺凌？无家可归？不要伤心，不要气馁，即使全世界都嫌弃你，至少还有我们，国营养猪场——您温馨的家。
      </FONT></P></TR>
  <TR>
    <TH align=middle bgColor=black colSpan=4><B><FONT color=white
      size=3><BR><BR></FONT><FONT color=#00ffff><FONT
      size=3><BR></FONT></FONT></B><FONT
      color=#ffffff>愚人节您没有去玩吗?上来做什么呢?哈哈又一个上当^-^</FONT><B><FONT
      color=#00ffff><FONT size=3><BR></FONT></FONT><FONT color=white
      size=3><BR></FONT></B></TR>
  <TR>
    <TD colSpan=4></TD>
  <TR>
    <TD colSpan=4></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR>
<P
style="MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px; WORD-SPACING: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 3px; TEXT-INDENT: 4px"
align=center><B><FONT color=#ff0000 size=3>喜欢这个网页的话别忘了把它传给你的朋友</FONT></B>
<P
style="MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px; WORD-SPACING: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 3px; TEXT-INDENT: 4px"
align=center><B><FONT color=#ff0000 size=3>好东西要大家一起分享的^_^</FONT></B></P>
<P
style="MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px; WORD-SPACING: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 3px; TEXT-INDENT: 4px"
align=center><script language="javascript">
function copyToClipBoard(){
var clipBoardContent="";
clipBoardContent+=document.title;
clipBoardContent+="";
clipBoardContent+=this.location.href;
window.clipboardData.setData("Text",clipBoardContent);
alert("复制成功，请粘贴到您的QQ/MSN上，娱弄他们、她们！");
}</script>
<script>
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</script>【<a href="#" onClick='copyToClipBoard()'><FONT color=#ffffff size=10>点击这里，开始整人</font></a>】</P>
<P
style="MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px; WORD-SPACING: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 3px; TEXT-INDENT: 4px"
align=center>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("终于有人上当的了！139个确定等着你哪！")</SCRIPT>

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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好了")</SCRIPT>

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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("高兴了吧")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不是真的关机是吗")</SCRIPT>

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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("陪多我几小时先啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我都没有人陪我")</SCRIPT>

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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好，好难啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哦，那你就一直陪我啦！")</SCRIPT>

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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那就是：坚持就是胜利，勤奋就有机遇！")</SCRIPT>
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amote盒子 发表于 2010-3-31 16:00:41 | 显示全部楼层
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增加：<!--{/if}-->               
                <!--{else}-->
                        <div class="bar_text"><p><img src="image/app/share.gif"><a href="401.html" target=_blank><font color="green">愚人节，气气他</font></a><p>&nbsp;</p>  



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