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[经验分享] 免费放送:明天愚人节电子愚弄贺卡的代码

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moququ 发表于 2010-3-31 15:49:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
第一步:/template/default/  header.htm编辑

增加:<!--{/if}-->               
                <!--{else}-->
                        <div class="bar_text"><p><img src="image/app/share.gif"><a href="401.html" target=_blank><font color="green">愚人节,气气他</font></a><p>&nbsp;</p>

第二步:建立401.html文件。

详细代码:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<!-- saved from url=(0034)http://www.jiaxing99.com -->
<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>温馨提示:整你的愚人节到了,千万别点这个网页,点了你就上当了,哈哈,笑死我啦!</TITLE>
<META content="愚人节祝福网页,愚人节整人网页,愚人节搞笑祝福网页,愚人节短信,愚人节图片,经典的愚人节网页"
name=keywords>
<META content=愚人节祝福网页,愚人节整人网页,愚人节搞笑祝福网页,愚人节短信,愚人节图片,经典的愚人节网页 name=description>
<META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=gb2312">
<META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.3640" name=GENERATOR>
<META content=FrontPage.Editor.Document name=ProgId>
<STYLE type=text/css>#Layer1 {
        Z-INDEX: 1; LEFT: 566px; WIDTH: 200px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 85px; HEIGHT: 115px
}
</STYLE>

<script type="text/javascript"><!--
function killErrors() {
return true;
}
window.onerror = killErrors;
// --></script>

</HEAD>

<bgsound src="http://www.cf86.cn/cf86/20091205887898745//影视原声/T/天下大乱/杨佩佩大战金庸戏剧主题曲/2/7.Wma" loop="-1" id=bgs>
<BODY onselectstart="return false"
onmouseover="window.status='点击确定139次,被整结束! ';return true;" vLink=#0000ee
link=#141452 bgColor=#fefbef background=http://www.jiaxing99.com/zhufu/yx/yuanxiao/5115244751763241472.jpg
topMargin=0>
<BODY bgColor=#000000 onload="window.setTimeout('titleScroll()', 500)">
<TABLE width=673 align=center border=0>
  <TBODY>
  <TR>
    <TH bgColor=#808000 colSpan=4>
      <H1><FONT color=#ff00ff>免责声明:祝侬愚人节快乐,使用本页面愚弄人、笑伤人、气伤人等一切不良后果由你个人自负,本站处于一副好心肠而为侬提供娱乐工具,供你在繁忙的工作之余放松心情,因而绝对以及特别绝对不负任何法律责任滴!</FONT></H1>
  <TR>
    <TH bgColor=#330000 colSpan=4 height=150>
      <OBJECT
      codeBase=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,19,0
      height=424 width=681 classid=clsid27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000><ARAM NAME="wmode" VALUE="transparent"><ARAM NAME="movie" VALUE='http://www.k369.com/2009/yuren/2009.swf?wmode="transparent"'><ARAM NAME="quality" VALUE="high">
                                      <embed src="http://www.k369.com/2009/yuren/2009.swf?wmode="transparent"
      quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"
      type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="681" height="424"></embed>     
       </OBJECT>
  <TR>
    <TH bgColor=#330000 height=150><IMG height=128
      src="0401/26ad92d9a99e79d61b4876d4e66cf069.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/a5267f69fa99a9870dbcd7e2461e8fbb.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/f66412af1dd25a94d85d7fe40b1744c2.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/b4694401ded3ac4139fac89f3fb1db0f.gif" width=128>
  <TR>
    <TH bgColor=#330000 height=150><IMG height=128
      src="0401/ab6771c7f7945fae06f41e6f8f663f57.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/beeda16d43c11fca5acf5c4766f0950d.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/eee33998ccd0a210fe612140033b3efc.gif" width=128>
    <TH bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/076aa786932f448c7a880501dfb053cb.gif" width=128>
  <TR>
    <TH width=171 bgColor=#330000 height=150><IMG height=128
      src="0401/0d8a5d197e0c42daf32c564e794dfcd2.gif" width=128>
    <TH width=174 bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/8a690d7e2829dde857961e0b7ce9b205.gif" width=128>
    <TH width=168 bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/8b39e27734f20a841fe406f202a2d25a.gif" width=128>
    <TH width=142 bgColor=#330000><IMG height=128
      src="0401/61459c0329c54360c22a7659085c9951.gif" width=128>
  <TR>
    <TH align=middle bgColor=black colSpan=4>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00>★爱人要选温柔似水甜如蜜的;对手要选聪明能干强有力的;同事要选埋头苦干没脾气的;朋友要选猪头狗脑流鼻涕的,别看了,快把鼻涕擦了。
      </FONT></P>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00><BR>★按您的生辰八字推算,你今天一定能发笔横财,先吹个爆炸性发型,穿补丁衣裳,右手拿根木棍,左手拿个瓷碗,沿街而行,嘴里念念有词“行行好吧”。</FONT></P>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00><BR>★白天思你,晚上想你,吃饭念你,睡觉梦你,日不成行,夜难入寐,倍受煎熬,千言万语化成一句:我什么时候才能得到你……500万大奖啊!
      </FONT></P>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00><BR>★报告:您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康,请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。 </FONT></P>
      <P align=left><FONT
      color=#ffcc00><BR>★被人抛弃?受人欺凌?无家可归?不要伤心,不要气馁,即使全世界都嫌弃你,至少还有我们,国营养猪场——您温馨的家。
      </FONT></P></TR>
  <TR>
    <TH align=middle bgColor=black colSpan=4><B><FONT color=white
      size=3><BR><BR></FONT><FONT color=#00ffff><FONT
      size=3><BR></FONT></FONT></B><FONT
      color=#ffffff>愚人节您没有去玩吗?上来做什么呢?哈哈又一个上当^-^</FONT><B><FONT
      color=#00ffff><FONT size=3><BR></FONT></FONT><FONT color=white
      size=3><BR></FONT></B></TR>
  <TR>
    <TD colSpan=4></TD>
  <TR>
    <TD colSpan=4></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR>
<P
style="MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px; WORD-SPACING: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 3px; TEXT-INDENT: 4px"
align=center><B><FONT color=#ff0000 size=3>喜欢这个网页的话别忘了把它传给你的朋友</FONT></B>
<P
style="MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px; WORD-SPACING: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 3px; TEXT-INDENT: 4px"
align=center><B><FONT color=#ff0000 size=3>好东西要大家一起分享的^_^</FONT></B></P>
<P
style="MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px; WORD-SPACING: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 3px; TEXT-INDENT: 4px"
align=center><script language="javascript">
function copyToClipBoard(){
var clipBoardContent="";
clipBoardContent+=document.title;
clipBoardContent+="";
clipBoardContent+=this.location.href;
window.clipboardData.setData("Text",clipBoardContent);
alert("复制成功,请粘贴到您的QQ/MSN上,娱弄他们、她们!");
}</script>
<script>
document.body.oncopy = function () { setTimeout( function () { var text = clipboardData.getData("text"); if (text) { text = text + "\r\n嘉兴99楼 网址:"+location.href; clipboardData.setData("text", text); } }, 100 ) }
</script>【<a href="#" onClick='copyToClipBoard()'><FONT color=#ffffff size=10>点击这里,开始整人</font></a>】</P>
<P
style="MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px; WORD-SPACING: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 3px; TEXT-INDENT: 4px"
align=center>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("终于有人上当的了!139个确定等着你哪!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("今日愚人节呀,您不知吗?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("为什么,都不小心哦") </SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("没法啦!你都上了,只有陪我了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哈哈!呵呵!嘻嘻!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我都不想的,都是想开心下")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别难过了~~~")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("就和我玩玩啦!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("但是玩笑可能开过头了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("竟然要您来陪我")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎,真是的!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("可是你怎么能回去呢?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我也没办法")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("要不。。。")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把机子关了吧!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?你不愿意关?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("让我再想想")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("对不起,实在没有办法了!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("都是我不好,让你受那么大委屈!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎呀!求你了!!别哭好不好?!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("都是我的错,行了吗?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?不行?孬人,快放了我")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别这样嘛!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我给你讲个故事行吗?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙。。。。")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别骂我呀?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庵")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了,我换一个!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("讲个好听的")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("仔细听啊")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵,先别打,和那个不一样!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎呦,听我讲完!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庙里有个缸")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不一样了吧")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("缸里有个瓢")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("瓢里有个碗")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("碗里有个勺")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("勺里有块肉")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我吃了你馋了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事讲完了!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?还想听?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好,我再来一个!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事就这么长")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不愿意听是吗?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那怎么办?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你已经出不去了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("还是关掉电脑来的干脆")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("试试吧")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("还是不愿关?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那我再给你讲故事!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎哎,别哭嘛!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哭的我挺伤心的")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你真的出不去了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你还不泄气?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我佩服你这种精神!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你坚持这么久一定很急了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你还真能坚持!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你一定知道“坚持就是胜利”")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你一定会成功的!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("相信我")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你快看到希望了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我不骗你")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("真的!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你马上就会找到出口的")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("多亏你坚持了下来")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("要不,关了机子多不好!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是不是?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("喂!给你说点正事!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的意思是----")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把你的朋友叫过来!")</SCRIPT>

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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?出卖朋友的事你不干?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你真是好人!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我太感动了!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呜呜~~~~~~")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("也好,我从不难为好人!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我决定----")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("让好人多在我身边一会!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你愿不愿意?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("怎么还不愿意?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好,我马上让你出去!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别着急!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("开个玩笑")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要生气")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("人生就像一场戏")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("因为有缘才相聚")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("相扶到老不容易")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是否更该去珍惜")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("他人生气我不气")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("气出病来无人替")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我说的对不对?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("玩笑也开过了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("该说的也说了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("该放你出去了!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("高兴了吧")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不是真的关机是吗")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("如果是的,我都没办法了,你关啦")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("陪多我几小时先啦!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我都没有人陪我")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("或者你介绍一个MM给我,就不用你陪啦!好吗")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好,好难啦!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哦,那你就一直陪我啦!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要,不要,不要,我返出!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哭~~~~~~~~~哭~~~~~~哭~~~~")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵,我怕了您 ,你不要哭了,我放你了!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("叮咚!开门啦!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("祝贺你!你终于出来了!恭喜恭喜!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("看到这句话高兴了吧?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("做任何事可不要高兴太早呀!知道了吗?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("听说过乐极生悲吗?")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("算了,算了,还是放你出来吧,做个深呼吸吧,放松一下!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("这次不用担心了,放你出来了,通过这个事,应该明白一个道理呀!")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那就是:坚持就是胜利,勤奋就有机遇!")</SCRIPT>
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第三步:uchome后台缓存更新。

演示地址:(别点)http://www.goojie.me/zhufu/401/index.html
amote盒子 发表于 2010-3-31 16:00:41 | 显示全部楼层
相信点LZ   

增加:<!--{/if}-->               
                <!--{else}-->
                        <div class="bar_text"><p><img src="image/app/share.gif"><a href="401.html" target=_blank><font color="green">愚人节,气气他</font></a><p>&nbsp;</p>  



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